andjamsrunfree:

i read somewhere that if Alex Turner’s music career didn’t take off he would’ve gone to Manchester University for english. like omfg imagine if he became an english teacher… 

“today we’re reading The Great Gatsby fucking hell. don’t be a dick about it but its a little more for the laaaaadddiieeesss.”

yup. 

smoked a bong last night

and stole somebody’s telephone 

I just told my boss I have depression. One of the best decisions I’ve made this year